Monday, July 1, 2013

Love Sick Love (2012)

Mediocre, but you should watch this just to savor how twisted this broad is!  I haven't had such a good time being glad I wasn't in a woman's life since The Loved Ones!

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Mama (2013)

Another huge disappointment, but one I will attempt again.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Bag of Bones (2011)

A good effort compared to most SK adaptations, but ultimately skippable.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

V/H/S/ 2 (2013)

Not worth the $10 to watch in advance via iTunes download; but probably worth waiting for a standard Netflix shipment.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Cherry Tree Lane (2010)

This one actually really got under my skin and bothered me; I had to watch SpongeBob after to feel better.

Monday, May 20, 2013

The Theater Bizarre (2011)

I recently said that anthology films are perfect for extreme ADD sufferers like myself.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Monday, May 6, 2013

A Haunted House (2013)

Copied from my Netflix "review": You really need to watch Paranormal Activity before watching this movie, as it directly spoofs it (along with some others like The Devil Inside towards the end). Another reviewer panned this movie on grounds that there are only really two characters throughout. Well, so it is with PA, too. Haunted House hyperbolizes such absurdities as the big deal made over the keys on the kitchen floor in PA. I do concede that a lot of the humor is juvenile, but for the most part this should provide a fun time for people familiar with its target movie. To approach it as a standalone, true comedy and not a direct parody will probably not yield the best experience.